Monday, Forbes unveiled its list of the richest people in the world. Unsurprisingly, Elon Musk was named number one with an estimated net worth of $340.4 billion.
To put that into context, that’s enough money to give every man, woman, and child in the United States $1,000. However, if you were to divide that among a smaller subset of people, like Musk’s 14 children, that would mean that each child is entitled to $24.3 billion. That’s just right now, because in less than nine months there’s going to be yet another baby to share in Musk’s fortune.
Now, Musk had been trying to keep the news about his next child secret ever since influencer and author Ashley St. Clair came forward earlier this year and revealed that he had also fathered a child with her. However, several major outlets are reporting that Musk has indeed gotten another person pregnant – and the only reason we’re covering it is because they are one of the most recognizable faces at Disney.
SEE IT: The Petition To Make Disney World Its Own State
Yes, that’s right. Elon Musk has impregnated none other than Miss Pigathia Lee, most famously known as Miss Piggy from The Muppets!
Sources close to the couple tell The DisInsider that the two got close last fall after Musk joked on Twitter (X) about sending Gonzo “back to his country.” This was right around the time he became “Dark MAGA.” Sources also say that one reason why he’s developed a fondness for President Trump is because the resemblance between him and her is uncanny. “The skin, the build, every time he sees him, he thinks of her,” the source said.
Now, we actually reached out to The Muppets for comment. A spokesperson for the group said that they fully support Miss Piggy’s privacy, but could not confirm if this is one of the reasons why there are currently no Muppet projects in development at Disney. They also would not say if it’s connected to Muppet Vision 3D’s abrupt closing at Hollywood Studios.
Representatives for Kermit the Frog say that he “couldn’t be happier” for his ex.
Now, if you’ve made it this far, this is obviously an April Fools’ joke, as well as an exercise in free speech.
As far as we know, Elon Musk does not have a 15th child in development. And we would never wish that on Miss Piggy.
We look forward to seeing what The Muppets do next – whenever or wherever that may be. And we hope that we brought a smile to your face!
Happy April Fool’s Day!
